Sometimes the fish is so big, and the barrel is so small

November 28, 2006

Yep, $500 million for the George W. Bush presidential library. Plus a think tank. I’m not making that up.

I figure the jokes should pretty much write themselves on this baby.

C’mon everybody, make me proud. Anything goes in the comment section, but I’m docking you a notch if you mention My Pet Goat.

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3 Responses to “Sometimes the fish is so big, and the barrel is so small”

  1. DBK Says:

    $500 million for the George W. Bush presidential library.”

    Words fail me.

    They fail Bush, too, but he just keeps talking anyway.

  2. Scott Stiefel Says:

    Remember his semi-joke “Look what I’ve done for the book-publishing industry?” It ain’t gonna happen, but a copy of each one of those books he was referring to would be a good way to start the library. And that’s a good dozen feet of shelving right off the bat. The bat! Remember how he said that his biggest mistake was trading away A-Rod? There should be a special nook for the Rangers. (How’d they do while he was the owner anyhow? I’ve never really followed any sport.) And they could include a special section with photocopies of the record number of classified and reclassified documents produced under his reign, where you’d be free to look at them because they’d all be blacked out. And the computer terminals could be labeled the Internets Wing.

  3. Scott Says:

    And the first word in the Unmentionable Title is actually The, not My.


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