Why Liberals Are Better Drinkers Than Conservatives

May 15, 2007

They pour drinks for themselves and their companions, instead of waiting for something good to trickle down.

They aren’t afraid to mix different colors. In fact, they like it.

They understand that the glass isn’t half empty — it’s halfway to the next drink.

They realize that nobody is automatically entitled to a bigger glass.

They know that somebody who drinks from everybody else’s glass isn’t an entrepreneur, just a slob.

They realize that the more people there are enjoying themselves, the better time everyone will have.

If they drink too much and wake up the next day with a hangover, they take it as a consequence, not punishment from God.

They put their experience to good use with cool books like Liberal Mixology

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