Future Fox News Host

August 27, 2007

I think some mad-deer disease prions from all that game-hunting have turned Ted Nugent’s brain into tapioca. At this rate, he’ll be hosting his own segment on FreaxNews .

How embarrassing to have once owned several of this circus geek’s albums.

I wonder if Bill O’Reilly and the other wingers who talk about left-wing hate rhetoric are going to sound off on this one. And will the feds be questioning the Nuge for making threats against not one but two U.S. senators?


4 Responses to “Future Fox News Host”

  1. Bill Bowman Says:

    I’m beginning to think the Nuge (who I never really cared for, by the way) is trying to revive a moribund career. What better way than to feed some red meat to the right-wingosphere? (Hey, did I just coin a new phrase??)

  2. Xalpharis Says:

    Is he not a… Damned Yankee?

    Personally, I think he’s sucking on the meth pipe. Why else would anyone possibly want to use Hillary Clinton’s name in the same sentence as the word ‘suck’?

  3. Caveat Says:

    Wouldn’t the actual purpose of a machine gun be defeated by having someone ‘suck on it’? Wouldn’t a small weapon such as a Derringer be more appropriate in that situation?

    Just asking, I don’t know much about firearms.

  4. Nuegent’s recent rants are indeed a prelude to an ill-advised attempt at a come back.
    Notwithstanding the inescapable fact that both his brains+balls resemble BB’s.
    According to insiders at the NRA the new single will be a snappy response to the Dixie Chicks; working title my “Fat Snatch Cleaver”

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