Prophet Elisha’s Baadaasssss Song
November 30, 2007
“The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses,” illustrated. Personally, my favorite is No. 8, from II Kings 2:23-24, in which the loving Lord sends bears to maul some kids who made fun of Elisha. The compiler explains the verse’s continued relevance for today:
Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today’s kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It’s a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis.
Maybe the big guy in the sky could send some bruins to any cineplexes showing The Golden Compass.