My God Can Kick Your God’s Ass
December 13, 2007
Romney and Huckabee. The Mormon and the Jesus whooper. Now they’re arguing about whether Mormons think Jesus is Satan’s brother. The GOP primary contest is starting to look like a mud-wrestling match between two witch doctors.
Boys, boys, boys! Just quiet down a moment, okay? Mitt, you go back to Salt Lake City and stand on top of the tabernacle. Mike, you lash yourself to the tallest spire in Little Rock. Each of you start praying that the other gets hit by lightning. The one who makes it to the Iowa caucuses without getting toasted wins the nomination.
It may not work, but if it does, we’ll know we really saw the magic of the marketplace in action.