The next two months will see a furious round of last-minute looting and plundering as Bush and his cronies try to trash as much as they can before they have to go. Is there any way to get Gorge-Us George and Cardinal Fang out of power before Obama’s inauguration? I realize there’s a constitutional issue involved, but let’s face it — the Supreme Court owes us one.

If the Bushies get evicted ahead of schedule — tomorrow, let’s say — that will allow more time to air the place out and count the silverware. We could make a fill-in appointment for the transition, somebody more qualified and honest than Bush.

One of my Westies, for instance.